Hello, I Think This is the End

UPDATE 2: I changed my mind. I’m retiring Sep. 1st. The domain expires July 21st so remember that the main site link is http://wexfief.wordpress.com

UPDATE: I’m quitting CP July 23rd. Also, this site domain will expire soon so the regular site name is http://wexfief.wordpress.com .

I never been here a while but I think this is the end of my blogging career. I don’t think anyone visits often anyways.

I have almost officially quit Club Penguin, which is my objective now.

I am a 2ic/Head Waffle Lord of the Watex Warriors if you want to see me but I will retire from WW REALLY SOON.

If you want to talk to me, visit http://xat.com/wwofcp once in a while.

Keep in touch to my bestest friends from CP blogging.

-wex

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Join today : http//pizzacp.wordpress.com/join

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Edit: Maybe a new army? Hmm…. I DONT KNOW YET

That’s what this site may become. Is deciding….

Grounded Again

I know Wednesday isn’t my day, but I got grounded again -.- Just because I was on the computer too long…. Well, I can’t expect less, I’m Asian and parents are like REALLY serious about work and my mom hates it when I play on the computer, so when I get grounded, my mom always makes my punishment on the computer

No this is not an excuse for anything, I seriously am grounded for a week so I’ll be back next Tuesday….. (Feb 2nd). Also, I’ll try to sneak on in the mornings and during the day if I can so I can see you guys and see events going on around CP.

See ya in a week

-wex

I guess…

I guess it’s time for me to leave this site. I’m just not a good reporter, and I’m too lazy and opinionated to post a decent post about an ongoing topic. Therefore: I leave this site, with my hopes that it will become as big as CPA Central. Thankyou Wex, for letting me have this experiance. I now say my goodbyes…

Your friend, Your enemy.

¬>Lje98<¬

P.S. Wex, keep me on the site if you want. You never know, I might actually post again if I’m bored.

How to Be Noobish in CP Armies

I don’t really see the point of posting on this site. Gets to boring.

But anyways, I just made a short book of “The Idiot Guide to Becoming a Noob (in CP Armies)”!

So you wanna be a noob huh? Well now, I will show you how to be one!

1. ALWAYS use caps. This is actually a main part of being a noob.

2. Use abbreviations instead of writing the whole word! For example, instead of saying “Your”, say “UR”.

3. Never spell everything right. Like change “Nachos” to “NACHOZ”.

4. Use bad grammar. No, not like “I is stupid”. Like this, “ACP IZ DE BESTT WE WIL BEAT U STUPID ARY!!!!1111shiftt!!!!!!1!”

5. To the army leader always say “YES SIR (or ma’am). For example, if you can make an event, say, “YES SIR I WIL B THERE!” If you can’t come to the event…. [cannot be continued due to certain reasons].

6. Never use punctuation. This is a key thing to being noobish. For example, say, “OMGZ A BATLE AGAINT NACHOZ I WIL B THER!!!!1111shift11″

7. Whenever you’re at an event and the leader (or whoever leads) commands you to do something, repeat what he/she said in caps with no punctuation.

8. Block curse words. Like instead of “shit”, say “S#%!”.

That is all! Now, comment here and try to comment in a noobish way!

-wex

WW 3ic, HSA 2ic, CPGN Owner

This is copyrighted by Wexfief and the Club Penguin Global News. You must give credit or Wex will find you and beat the hell outta you.

Quiting

Hi Poppymelt im quiting this site. Blah Blah Blah long quiting post. Bye

Do you find it difficult to understand CP Army History?

Lje edit: Rofl, look at this epic fail.

Well, do you? I do… but then, I joined armies in like August 2008, so I’m a newcomer. It’s hard, what with all the alliances, and promises, and stuff ect… so that’s why I made this poll:

Remember to comment about why you voted!

I didn’t slap you, I high-fived you in the face.

¬>Lje98<¬

What’s ACP?

Idk what ACP is, as I’m in the Alliance. All I can say is, check out the CPA Central site for more details about the  now imaginary ACP (what’s that again?).

In other news. Wex, there’s too many comments waiting to be approved. Seeing as I can get on most days, you COULD give me the job of Comment Approver, and make meh an editor. *NME*

Also, can I make a contest please? There’ll be another post coming soon from me, it’s just I can’t think of anything to post right now… mhm.

I didn’t slap you, I high-fived you in the face.

¬>Lje98<¬

Top 10

Poppymelt here with Small, Meduim, and Large top 10 armies.

Large

1. ACP
2. IW
3. Nachos
4. HSA
5. GW
6. WW
7. UMA
8. FW
9. Tacos
10. Team Gold

Meduim top 10

1. Brownies
2. SSCP
3. MFW
4. AT
5. BB
6. Romans
7. Elites
8. TAGP
9. BFA
10. MCP

Small

1. Phoenix Warriors
2. Team Blue
3. Snow Warriors
4. Sky Warriors
5. Purple Heads
6. THGA
7. Team Red
8. NAF
9. CPWA
10. Fire Squad

Chuck’s list

Large

1. ACP
2. IW
3. Nachos
4. HSA
5. GW
6. WW
7. UMA
8. FW
9. Tacos
10. Brownies +1

Medium

1. Team Gold -1
2. MFW+1
3. SSCP -1
4. AT
5. Romans +1
6. BB
7. TAGP +1
8. BFA
9. Elites -1
10. MCP

Small

1. Team Blue +1
2. Phoenix Warriors -1
3. Snow Warriors
4. Purple Heads +1
5. Sky Warriors -1
6. THGA
7. Team Red
8. NAF
9. Fire Squad +1
10. Babies of CP +1

Quick Summary

Small Armies- Babies of CP (BCP) Have arrived on the Top Ten Small Armies list. They have had many successful events including a raid of the Pet Shop and a successful PB against the Water Warriors. CPWA has been pushed of the list due to MAJOR in-activeness. Fire Squad has moved up and Sky Warriors have moved down.

Medium Armies-  I think Brownies should have the Number 10 spot on large list so I moved them up due to the fact of the recent turnouts they’ve had at all their events. I moved Team Gold to Number 1 Medium and MFW up to number 2 medium because they’ve had pretty big numbers at recent events. Some of you might remember the Romans from a long time a go. They are now back and pretty big. They deserve the spot they have.

Large Armies- I think the Brownies should’ve been Number 10 so that where they are. I think HSA is worthy of Number 3 spot, but I don’t think the other authors would like that . Other than that, I have nothing to say about Large Armies.

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